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Art trade by Metalwolf13

Hello! First of all, DON'T be discouraged by the low star ratings. It IS good, and I shall explain the stars, the good points, and the ...

Facing Death by sanguisGelidus

Like the other one, this is AMAZING! If I had to criticise something, the bottom eyelashes look a bit wilted, but it really is amazing!...

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Crappy Mage by Jaffa6
Crappy Mage
Concept Art for my game in I.T., spent about an hour total on it, I know it's total crap. xD Reference picture:…
The first thing that he noticed about Sarah was that she was stunning, the whole works: Large green eyes, inky black hair, slender curves, tanned, she was like a goddess. The second thing he noticed? That she's kind of homicidal. I mean, if the knife sticking out of his chest is any indication, anyway. Still, John had never been one to let a petty thing like a crooked nose, or mismatched socks, or even being shaved bald at a frat party, stand in the way of him and a pretty girl. He decided to introduce himself. After all, she'd already stabbed him, what did he have to lose?

“Hi, I'm John. And you, are simply fabulous. And after tonight, you're gonna be mine.” Good work, John. I'd seen him use that pick up line many times, countless times, and it had worked at least half the time. I mean, only a quarter if you discounted inanimate objects, and maybe only about five if coma patients don't count. But who doesn't count coma patients? What's that, you don't? You think they're an inanimate object? You monster. And people think I'm bad. But more on that later... I could see the clear signs of her budding attraction: Parted lips, elevated heartrate, a steely glint in her eyes, my man was totally in with her. She blinked, clearly trying to reconcile her sudden attraction to him with her murderous tendencies. “Did you get that pick up line at Goodwill? 'Cause I'm not into charity cases.” That was a tad... unexpected. Was she a lesbian? Probably, probably. No matter, he'd picked up lesbians before... Like that chick at Fred's bachelor party. True, she'd turned out to be a, ah, courtesan, but it still counted! At least, that's what he'd told all his friends later. According to “Glitterpuss” and my front seat to that particular event, however, he'd fallen over and accidentally landed in her.. ahem. Several vodka shots and $100 later, he was definitely in there, though. If by “there”, you mean jail for hiring, and accidentally sexually assualting via directed-gravitational-misconduct, “Glitterpuss”.

Maybe I should introduce myself. I'm Zelpharion Budweiser Necramos. What's that, I hear you say? That's a ridiculously, extremely cliched fantasy name? Perhaps that's because I'm a demon, you ridiculous mortal. Oops, let the hellhound out of the bag a little early there. Anyway, judging by news stories nowadays, you're called stuff like “Veejay” and “Apple”. Apple. If being named after an electronics company isn't bad enough, you're also a fruit. A horrible fruit, really. Now, Zelpharion? It's a great name. I can be called “Z”, or “Zel”, or even “OH GOD OH GOD WHY” by mortals, which is dumb of you really, because I already know I'm a God to you guys, why keep saying it?

Okay, Budweiser, I'll admit isn't great, but that's what happens when your drunk grandfather bets the bartender $50 that he can ruin someone's life within ten minutes of knowing them. What, you didn't think demons had families? Were born? That's racist. Speciesist? Mythist? I don't know, but whatever it is, it ends with -ist and it doesn't begin with “Femin-”.
Sarah (Working Title XD)
So, I started a new book. One I actually really like so far. :D Constructive criticism please! :3

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Matthew M
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ThePowerOfTruth Featured By Owner 17 hours ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for the watch :)
Jaffa6 Featured By Owner 15 hours ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No prob :)
yzkethrag Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the watch.
Daiiichirou Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  New member Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave! I will be posting more pictures of my art.
Meanwhile check out my youtube chanel too if you have time:…
AVA-1966 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Happy birthday! ^^
Voleuro Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Happy Birthday! :party: :happybounce: :glomp:
Jaffa6 Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow, thanks! :D <3
Voleuro Featured By Owner May 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're Welcome! :D
CaroGW Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014  Professional General Artist
Rough Handshake Hey!!! thank you so much for the :+devwatch:
Jaffa6 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks! :) I noticed you like Kingkiller XD Want to make wild theories about it and fangirl? :3
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